Slow, odd, sardonic…Chainsaw Lover began performing burlesque with the Halifax Burlesque Society in 2003. Most often Chainsaw Lover builds a character around the spiritual advice of her dead musicians of choice. Her work remains sort of a pantomime, using the relation of her elfin limbs to surrounding space and props (i.e. bananas, body bags, oversized tools, etc.); creating a sexually absurd comedy. Chainsaw Lover has performed with Pink Velvet Burlesque since their first show in April of 2006. Nobody’s fool, she can sling a banana in a heart beat!

Back when he was a wee baby lad, Constable Tootsie was discovered on the steps of Normandy ladies Senior Center in Yorkshire, England. There he was raised until the age of 25 on buttered biscuits and tea and trained in the arts of etiquette and knitting. Tootsie learned from his many sweet mothers that the real world was nasty place with teenage gangs totting machine guns, alcoholic school children lurking in alleys to mug the elderly, high speed drag races on the streets and side walks, computers with brains of rapist murderers, and genetically altered giant chickens. Wielding a might not unlike that of an irritable old woman, Tootsie dedicated himself to a life of police enforcement. The old ladies however did not prepare him for one thing….the disorienting power of beautiful young burlesque ladies!